本日のメインイベント～
青コーナー　１１９パウンド～　風門寺“ロデオガール？！”悟郎ちゃ～ん
赤のコーナー　１００パウンド～　“マイキュテイーバニー”　センセ～
Honjitsu no mein ibento~
Ao ko-na-　Hyakujuukyuu paundo~　Fuumonji "Rodeo Ga-ru?!"　Gorou-cha~n
Aka no ko-na-　Hyaku paundo~　"Mai Kyu-ti Bani-"　Sense~

 

超～！気になる！ねぇねぇ先生（センセ）の特別授業（スペシャルレッスン）って…なぁに？
Chou~! Ki ni naru! Ne~ ne~ sense* no supesharu re-ssun* 'tte... Na~ni?

 

も～！このチャンス！ぐいぐい愛の抱擁しちゃうよん ♪ もっと！
Mo~! Kono chansu! Gui gui ai no houyou shichau yo'n ♪ Motto!

 

狙ってるのは～、恋の場外乱闘（リングアウト）お！　授業じゃわかんない…秘密の恋愛秘技（ラブタップ）！
Ｏｈ！マイ☆ティーチャー！ギブアップなしね　もう　コーナー　ギ・リ・ギ・リ ♪
せーので…
Neratteru no ha~, koi no ringu auto~*!　Jugyou ja wakannai... Himitsu no rabu tappu*!
Oh! Mai ☆ ticha! Gibu appu na shine　Mou　Ko-na-　Giri giri ♪
Se- no de...

 

決めたい！ぜひ決めたい！！恋のジャーマンスープレックス（むしろ決めた） 魅せたい！ぜひ魅せたい！！恋のマウントポジション（きれいだろ？）
Kimetai! Zehi kimetai!! Koi no Ja-man Supurekkusu (Mushiro kimeta)
Misetai! Zehi misetai!! Koi no maunto pozishon (Kirei daro?)

 

きゃ～！ヤダヤダ！先生（センセ）が誰かと共同作業（タッグマッチ）なんて　だぁ～め！！
Kya~! Yada yada! Sense* ga dareka to taggu machi nante　Da~me!!

 

ね～！いいでしょぉ？そろそろ恋愛絶頂（メインイベント）始めよぅ ♪　早く～！
Ne~! Ii deshoo? Soro soro mein ibento* hajime you ♪　Hayaku~!

 

あり得なくな～い？恋の試合中止（レフリーストップ）！　オチてみたい ♪ …秒殺究極愛撫（ヒップドロップ）（笑）？！
Ｏｈ！マイ☆ティーチャー！　トップロープから　さぁ　ジャーンプ！　し・て・し・て ♪
Ari enakuna~i? Koi no refuri- sutoppu*!　Ochitemitai ♪ ... Byou satsu hipu doroppu* (laugh)?!
Oh! Mai ☆ ticha!　Toppu ro-pu kara　Sa~　Ja-npu!　Shite shite ♪

 

HEY!　HEY!　HEY!　HEY HEY!!　Ｘ ４ Ｒｅｐｅａｔ
HEY!　HEY!　HEY!　HEY HEY!!　Ｘ 4 Repeat

 

決めたい！ぜひきめたい！！恋のジャーマンスープレックス（むしろ決めた）
魅せたい！ぜひ魅せたい！！恋のマウントポジション（きれいだろ？）
決めたい！ぜひきめたい！！恋のジャーマンスープレックス（ついに決めた）
聞きたい！ぜひ聞きたい！！恋のスリーカウント（き…聞こえる…）
Kimetai! Zehi kimetai!! Koi no Ja-man Su-purekkusu (Mushiro kimeta)
Misetai! Zehi misetai!! Koi no maunto pozishon (Kirei daro?)
Kimetai! Zehi kimetai!! Koi no Ja-man Su-purekkusu (Tsui ni kimetai)
Kikitai! Zehi kikitai!! Koi no suri- kaunto (Ki... Kikoeru...)

 

「ギブアーーーーップ！！」
[Gibu a----ppu!!]

 

Footnotes:
-- Romaji above and babbling below by Rady, typed from lyrics scan.
-- I totally love this song~! They try to cram a wrestling match into it, but with lots of suggestive 'love' puns mixed in. I'm highly amused. It's what goes on in my head when I watch wrestling. I'm not even going to go into details as to why these terms got twisted unless someone asks. XDDD
-- I'm not writing in the english words in the lyrics above but according to furigana/katakana, okay? I think the words are self explanatory, like "ticha" is teacher and "garu" is girl... Oh and, note the title, everytime there's a "ja-man su-purekkusu" it's German Suplex.
-- 先生 = "sensei" is shortened to "sense"
-- 場外乱闘 = "jougai rantou" but read as "ringu auto" (ring out)
-- 恋愛秘技 = "renai higi" (passion technique) but read as "rabu tappu" (love tap). The Love Tap is another name for a superkick where the opponent gets kicked in the head/chin usually. The user sometimes slaps their thigh to make the right sound effect. ::coughs:: 8D
-- 特別授業 = "tokubetsu jugyou" but read as "supesharu re-ssun" (special lesson)
-- 恋愛絶頂 = "renai zecchou" but read as "mein event" (main event) because I suppose this refers to the finisher move... "Climax" and all. :P
-- 共同作業 = "kyoudou sagyou" (group work) but read as "taggu machi" (tag match). Tag match is a wrestling match in which (two or more) tag teams (aka more than one person so they can tag in and out of the ring) face off.
-- 試合中止 = "shiai chuushi" (match interruption) but read as "refuri- sutoppu" (referee stop), meaning when the referee stops/interrupts the match.
-- 究極愛撫 = "kyuukyouku aibu" in kanji but read as "hippu doroppu" (hip drop). The hip drop move is a variation of a suplex in which, you guessed it, the opponent gets lifted up then slammed down with his hip connecting to the ground first. Can be used as a finisher because.. OW?
-- Okay, if I missed any terms you want clarifying, feel free to ask me. This is the weirdest time for my knowlege in wrestling to surface... lols. Daisaku.